Craig Zacker wrote:
> Hi, folks,
Hi!
> I would appreciate it anyone who is currently an instructor teaching
> courses in Information Technologies could give me a few minutes of
> their time to answer the following questions. I'm trying to determine
> if there is a market for a new type of training product. I can't offer
> you anything in return but my undying gratitude. Please reply to the
> newsgroup or send replies to pollster@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Thanks.
Welcomes!
> =cz
Yes
> 1. What cl***** do you teach?
Indoor Sheep Herding 101 and 102
> 2. How many students are there in an average class?
As many as I can get!
> 3. How much RAM does a typical classroom workstation have in your
> school?
No rams, only ewes.
> 4. How much disk space does a typical classroom workstation have in
> your school?
It's spelled "disc" and yes, we have many, many Frisbees® to throw during
our classtime.
> 5. Would a course that requires workstations with one gigabyte of RAM
> be out of the question in your school? How about 512 megabytes?
I already told you... no rams, only ewes. one gigabyte of RAM could
create
hundreds of little rams and ewes. I don't need that many.
> 6. What percentage of the students in your cl***** have any hands-on
> experience at all with the server versions of Microsoft Windows
> (Windows Server 2003 or Windows 2000 Server)?
None, but many have hands-on experience with ewes.
> 7. What percentage of the students in your cl***** have any hands-on
> experience at all with Unix or Linux?
Is that a breed of sheep?
> 8. What percentage of the students in your cl***** have any hands-on
> experience at all with Novell NetWare?
We don't need nets to catch the sheep. We just herd them into their pens.
> 9. Would students in your school be interested in a course that
> provides hands-on interoperability practice with Windows, Unix/Linux,
> and NetWare?
I already teach all that stuff... aren't you listening?
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