On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 21:16:20 GMT, Dr. Flonkenstein received an
im****tant message from the spirit world and immediately posted it to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>On the immemorial day Wed, 08 Jan 2003 20:50:28 +0000,
>in an ultimate attempt to be funny
>and witty at once, that summum of the evolution
>of human race, Peter J Ross <heresiarch@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 01:19:17 -1000, Text Medium received an im****tant
>>message from the spirit world and immediately posted it to
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>>" (Dr. Flonkenstein )" wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On the immemorial day Tue, 07 Jan 2003 14:48:48 -0500,
>>>> in an ultimate attempt to be funny
>>>> and witty at once, that summum of the evolution
>>>> of human race, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 01:25:59 GMT, in
>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
<gregoriy_raspoutine@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>>> >(Dr. Flonkenstein ) wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >>On the immemorial day Mon, 06 Jan 2003 17:20:18 -0500,
>>>> >>in an ultimate attempt to be funny
>>>> >>and witty at once, that summum of the evolution
>>>> >>of human race, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 18:57:41 GMT, in
>>>> >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
<gregoriy_raspoutine@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>>> >>>(Dr. Flonkenstein ) wrote:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>>On the immemorial day Mon, 06 Jan 2003 11:57:19 -0500,
>>>> >>>>in an ultimate attempt to be funny
>>>> >>>>and witty at once, that summum of the evolution
>>>> >>>>of human race, Hatchetmama
<hatchetmama@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>>On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 03:11:23 GMT, in
>>>> >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
<gregoriy_raspoutine@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>>> >>>>>(Dr. Flonkenstein ) wrote:
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>On the immemorial day Sun, 5 Jan 2003 18:03:17 -0800,
>>>> >>>>>>in an ultimate attempt to be funny
>>>> >>>>>>and witty at once, that summum of the evolution
>>>> >>>>>>of human race, "wd" <server57.5@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> >>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>"Hatchetmama" <hatchetmama@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote in
>>>> >>>>>>>message news:e86h1v44qerufhukgmt3p4k731tj82789d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> >>>>>>>> On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 10:15:56 +0100, in
>>>> >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk knoxy
<knoxy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >I heard Hatchetmama,
hatchetmama@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
say
>>>> >>>>>>>> >something silly like...
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> On Fri, 3 Jan 2003 14:19:33 +0100, in
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk knoxy
<knoxy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >I heard Hatchetmama,
hatchetmama@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
say
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >something silly like...
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> On Thu, 2 Jan 2003 19:08:14 -0800, in soc.men "wd"
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> <server57.5@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >"Peter J Ross" <heresiarch@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >news:22n91vc81uatn9kp38imn7l3mn1t6k48t8@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 2 Jan 2003 13:36:57 -0800, wd received an
im****tant
>>>> >>>>>>>message
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> from the spirit world and immediately posted it to
soc.men:
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >[Un-Flonked]
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> [Re-Flonked]
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >[Un-Flonked]
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> [Re-Flonked]
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >"Hatchetmama"
<hatchetmama@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>>> >>>>>>>wrote in
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >message
news:4m391v8a4ls0qar38jl8mhmq4dlrss9uku@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 1 Jan 2003 13:10:40 -0800, in soc.men
"wd"
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> <server57.5@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >"knoxy" <knoxy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>news:MPG.187d54e93996556d98a516@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> I heard Hot Frog, hotfrog@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
say
something silly
>>>> >>>>>>>like...
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > In article
<YgsQ9.514341$WL3.134599@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>> >>>>>>>paulaw@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >writes:
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > "Hot Frog" <hotfrog@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
in message
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > >
news:MPG.1877af64b24b982098a4c0@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > In article
>>>> >>>>>>><MPG.187794c61f071cdd98a4c6@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > knoxy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
writes:
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > I was talking about my cousin who was
raped and
>>>> >>>>>>>beaten by
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >her
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >boss
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >a
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > couple of weeks before her wedding.
You said that
>>>> >>>>>>>she
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >probably
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >lied and
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > was in the hospital to have an
abortion. Do you
>>>> >>>>>>>know what a
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >****ing
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > stupid thing that is to say?
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > She was brought to the hospital by
ambulance and
>>>> >>>>>>>there was
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >never
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >any
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > doubt that she had been raped since
there was
>>>> >>>>>>>enough
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >physical
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >evidence
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > to
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > prove it.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > So you claim, with no evidence. You
haven't even
>>>> >>>>>>>established
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >that
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >your
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > cousin was there at the time, or that
this supposed
>>>> >>>>>>>rape ever
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >occurred.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Why should we believe you? After all,
it is well
>>>> >>>>>>>established
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >that
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >women
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > make all sorts of wild, unsubstantiated
claims about
>>>> >>>>>>>rape.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >This
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >is
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > apparently just another one. Your
"cousin" was
>>>> >>>>>>>supposedly
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >raped
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >by
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >her
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > boss? That would make her one of the
10 wealthiest
>>>> >>>>>>>women in
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >Sweden,
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > would it not? She certainly ended up
owning the
>>>> >>>>>>>company.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > > Or maybe you are just making the whole
thing up.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > Okay, I think some people need to ease up
on the
>>>> >>>>>>>caffiene. Or
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >crack.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >Or
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > whatever. Yes, women have been known to
make false
>>>> >>>>>>>allegations
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >of
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > rape/abuse, but let's actually attempt to
employ reason
>>>> >>>>>>>here -
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >it
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >is
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >no
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > saner or more rational to automatically
assume that a
>>>> >>>>>>>rape
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >allegation
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >is a
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > pack of sadistic lies dreamt up by a
vindictive
>>>> >>>>>>>man-hating
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >she-devil
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >than it
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > is to assume that every allegation is
true, and
>>>> >>>>>>>therefore a
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >trial
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >is a
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >mere
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > inconvenient barrier to the castration
and/or gas
>>>> >>>>>>>chamber for
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >the
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >evil
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >man.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > Extremism of ANY variety is inherantly
irrational,
>>>> >>>>>>>unreasonable
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >and
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > deserving of supreme suspicion by
sentient, rational
>>>> >>>>>>>beings.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >Just a
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >thought,
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > > folks.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > You need to learn to be more discerning
about what you
>>>> >>>>>>>swallow.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >There
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > are a number of melodramatic elements that
earmark this
>>>> >>>>>>>story as a
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > fabrication. It happened to somebody else.
It ruined
>>>> >>>>>>>her
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >wedding.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >It
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > was an evil man in authority who committed
the crime.
>>>> >>>>>>>This
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >supposed
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > acquaintance rape was accomplished by
violent stranger
>>>> >>>>>>>rape means
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > requiring an ambulance and hospitalization.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > This is not real life, it is just a soap
opera plot
>>>> >>>>>>>recounted as
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >an
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > actual occurrence. Amateur liars like to
load up their
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >fabrications
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >with
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > lurid details in an attempt to make them
more credible.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> **** you, you have no idea what you're
talking about.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >So i see your mouth is as dirty as your butt.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> Would you please got off of Knoxy's butt.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> Your Knoxy Butt fetish is quite disturbing.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> And now you're adding her mouth to it too?
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> sheesh!!!
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >Well, if they both were not so DIRTY
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> >there would be no need to mention them
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >> So it's fantasies about dirt that turn you on,
WooDy?
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> >Only dirty fantasy's about nazi-knozy's butt.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> You have dirty Nazi fantasy's about Knoxy's butt?
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >> You cheeky monkey!
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> >I find it quite disturbing.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> As do I. I thought only one person was allowed to have
nazi fantasies
>>>> >>>>>>>> >> about you.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >Yes, my "blow up doll"... <G>
>>>> >>>>>>>> >It's not the fact that he have fantasies about me that's
disturbing, it's
>>>> >>>>>>>> >the mentioning them in every post I find disturbing.
>>>> >>>>>>>> >Maybe he's upset that I'm not paying him more attention.
>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>> He's such a lost little gutter-snipe. I'd feel bad for him
following
>>>> >>>>>>>> you around like a pup, knowing that you have no interest, if
I didn't
>>>> >>>>>>>> find him so disgusting.
>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>Both of you need baths,
>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>>And wash that single sticky pair of underware you have been
wearing for
>>>> >>>>>>>weeks.
>>>> >>>>>>>
>>>> >>>>>>You really seem obsessed by physical hygiene. Did the water
supply of your
>>>> >>>>>>trailor freeze, or did you have any problem with the water
supply, you
>>>> >>>>>>know, if we can help, we'll do!
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>He really needs help.
>>>> >>>>>Really.
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>Clearly, his welfare check is not enough !
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Do you think flonk dollars would do him any good?
>>>> >>>We could take up a collection for the poor thing.
>>>> >>Mmmm, that would be a piece of UPA, I mean a
>>>> >>design for a "flonk" dollar!
>>>> >>WHAW
>>>> >
>>>> >You mean nobodies done it yet?
>>>> Not as far as I recall
>>>> >
>>>> >I stand amazed.
>>>>
>>>> I think the bill should at least depict Fluffy on
>>>> one side, but what shall we put on the other side ?
>>>
>>>Maybe a vampire?
>>Maybe a Haavard boi?
>Maybe Matt Bruce?
Maybe a college jock?
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
TNPJRL #aleph-null
Alcatroll Labs Inc. Graduate Researcher in Chuckles Studies
MEOW MEOW ARMY (TINMMA)
england.chat bronze star x 2
buried deeper than anyone else in wd's killfile
offishul saint in teh religion of Fluffy
RLU #297915
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/
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"see, the mean people know who they are. the problem is the stupid
people don't know who they are, so it's the job of the mean people
(who know who they are) to make sure the stupid people are aware that
they're stupid. see?"
- j r sherman explains our mission in alt.arts.poetry.comments
=====================================================================
"What really needs to be done is to recognize that rape isn't a big
deal and stop kowtowing to every ****ed in the head ***** who cries
"rape!" Stop sup****ting the rape industry and send them to get
regular jobs. Make the punishment a $20 fine like a parking ticket,
about what the "crime" deserves."
- Bob (bobx23456) advocates rape in soc.men
=====================================================================
"While Bob's position sounds extreme, he does have a point that rape
is given far more im****tance than it deserves. How many men would
spend their lives crying if a woman forced them to have *** with
them? Or worry about prosecuting their wife if she forced him to have
*** with her? The rape hysteria says more about women's frigidity
and lack of respect for men's ***uality than it does about the
severity of the crime.
- Mark Sobolewski joins the rapists' liberation front in soc.men
=====================================================================
"I think you will find [Pathetic Loser] describes most people in this
group pretty well, myself included."
- Jack Archer shows insight in alt.***.strip-clubs
=====================================================================
"We have not been able to discuss anything meaningful since the
onslaught of the flonkers."
- wd gets it right in soc.men
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