rave on ( i like mondays )
+++
they're thinkin of lettin her out
th girl who didnt like mondays
+++
this morning's pot ration
is thanks to th car
car fruit
just layin around
+++
i;ve been shoppin for tucker
and dropped th nephew to school
and th grass is still too wet to mow
last shower was half hour ago
time to kick back and
do **** all basically
+++
music on
xtc
"Senses working overtime"
+++
jennys message to nicole kidman today
not that she'll get it
is she hopes you have a nice day
ok ?
"yeah"
+++
crawler
+++
"no but i hope to be"
+++
personally
i try to avoid women on st valentines day
+++
poor girl at th checkout
got a screaming kid
and both th mothers in front of me
were
i know what that kid needs
a bloody good smack
shut th **** up
she didnt have thick enough skin for that
old biddy's come up and whinge
which is crazy right
some of them beat th **** out of me
when i was young
and just as well
+++
pink floyd
"time"
++
cool
+++
drugs are kickin in slow this mornin
+++
who did i have on their knees in my dreams last night ?
+++
some things ya cant control
+++
if it was you nickie
ya mighta had yur sisters hair
i apologize ok
i dont like blondes
+++
"what's this black hair dye doing on th kitchen bench ?"
+++
id prefer like sam's evil twin sister
ya are gunna go there arent ya ?
aint watchin bewitched otherwise
+++
maybe they're kickin in now
+++
today's smokes are dunhill red
can ya tell ?
+++
left knee's become itchy
i'll take that as a good sign
stiff as but
i glared at th unicycles in th car
maybe this arv
+++
laurie anderson
"it tango"
+++
i dont wanna call any of th girls today jenny
"mungrel"
+++
take a big drag and
blow out all th smoke
+++
"cough cough"
+++
what th **** was i dreaming about last night ?
"pain's up"
der
"maybe it was nickie"
get out of my head
+++
"i'm having a bad hair day"
+++
do re mi
"04 cuttlefish beach"
+++
i stood on one last week
big hole in my foot
what i get for draggin a unicycle down th beach right
+++
heat's dropped off
+++
"my knee hurts"
dont smash unicycles into steel posts
"i nearly made it"
+++
"i'll check th dream recorder"
have i got one of those ?
+++
ah man
+++
system of a down
"chop suey"
+++
i wish to register a complaint
it aint fair
+++
"just dont get any pics of er"
i wont
+++
dont like wakin up pullin fours
"at least it wasnt delta goodrem on her knees"
shutup
my knees are both sore
+++
dont understand
i was almost painfree when i crashed last night
"sorry she's pretty"
mungrel
idiot brain
+++
look mate
when they give me th ****s enough
mad testicles
it wont be self righteous
ok
now get ****ed
+++
U2
"i still haven't found what i'm looking for"
+++
you too hey
+++
and everyone else i know
+++
just one chick god
and have th ***life last longer than eighteen months
it aint much to ask
+++
"doesnt th first six months make up for it ?"
no
+++
"just go out with two again"
+++
"i dug will smith's explanation"
+++
ya gotta laugh
+++
shut up ya mungrels
i know yur my psyche
now just ****in settle down
i'll spank you
"ouch"
+++
make ya feel like paulie
+++
got my hair up
doing neck exercises
+++
"you a pothead fokker ?"-sound clip
"We got this movie now paulie'
+++
the black eyed peas
"labor day" ( it's a holiday )
+++
dig it
i aint workin today
on a pension for my nuts
it's a crazy world
+++
"when's our next appointment ?"
next week
"think he'll send us to another job in a hurry ?"
he ****ed that one up
worst pain ive had since th car blew up
"i'm goin in there straight"
"and i'm gunna have a huge whinge"
ok
"we were makin good progress"
+++
"christ paulie, what did ya dream about ?"
"nother cone dude"
"need a half hour on th wheel"
sorry it aint up to it yet
dont push it before it;s ready
to start pullin rotations
"****in extreme unicyclin"
yeah it;s fun
"drugs man"
ok
+++
sma****ng pumpkins
"rat in a cage"
+++
yeah but it's my ****in cage
+++
suck it down deep
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
headjobs stop after marriage
"breathe out big cough"
+++
"at least little brother is onside"
"a smoke tin with"
"is marijuana really bad for me ?"
back in th bath soon i think
"was out of action most of th week"
i can tell
"<<< wan smile >>>"
+++
shakespears sister
"01 i dont care"
+++
thanks so much
maybe you could wiggle a little bit more
+++
walk th thin line
+++
"michael was surprised we were still alive"
not as surprised as me
+++
"been better"
how many chicks you bumped into in th last two weeks ?
"change in th ether"
how convenient
+++
"which direction is th wind comin from ?"
hmmm
pheremones ?
"maybe, happened before"
+++
live on th edge of th big city
+++
violent femmes
"old mother reagan"
+++
i'd protest
but what's th point ?
++
afroman
"high"
+++
"helps"
mostly
till ya run out
and $25 worth now
ya can fit in one joint
"go feral hippie"
"hit lee up to live with us"
"make a pottery and unicycle studio"
"and smoke nonstop"
"we're doin a poofteenth of what we did in th partyhouse"
"different rules in that state"
"and we been told we can smoke anyway"
yeah
but
+++
"payin for it"
"lets go back to permaculture livin"
"we'll grow it"
not here
little brother dont smoke
+++
"dont get real high when th pain's up"
sorry
+++
c'mon
it's givin up to get em lopped off
i dont give up that easy
+++
placebo
"where is my mind"
+++
sorry
yur readin it
ya dont have to ya know
+++
tryin to thrash somethin out
with my female half
+++
"jane wont push me to be a girl now"
"she said sorry"
"was tryin to be sup****tive"
get out of th house and go for a ride on yur unicycle
would have been more constructive
"i told her that"
dont tell
let me guess
girls dont listen to boys
**** yur a bent chick
ya notice i dont go sing in th street
till i've had a good hard ride on th unicycle
nuts are
comfortably numb
+++
city high
"what would ya do"
+++
the hardest thing ya can ****in do
got a sore nut
problem
ride a ****in unicycle
blocks th blood supply
slows down sperm production
and th system starts shuttin down
still **** up regularly
but
i ride a unicycle in th surf
i dont give up easy
maybe yur problem is th same
whatever it is
works for me
+++
unique hey
in my fourties with a teenage problem
+++
midlfie crisis with a twist
and every ****er you meet
has their own interpretation
for why i'm
out there
in th street
easier to ride ppl
with ppl encouraging you
+++
presidents of the united states
"kitty"
+++
lee-catwoman
messaged on friday night
huge shock of violent red hair
curls everwhere
ex page three model
think cute with a capital c
like nickie
mine's black and much th same
last live with girlfriend was jane
redhead
bumped into her just over a week ago
curly redhair
blonde at th moment
and straight
ah babe
ya asked about lee
and morticia asked about lee
the week before that
yep
lee's back in touch
+++
"dirty dancing partner"
+++
"what about pooh ?"
+++
a perfect circle
"blue"
+++
she was round for coffee on saturday
+++
"a lighthouse ?"
+++
"i wont let it get to painshock heart time again"
+++
helene
+++
happy st valentines day
+++
"shoulda been honest with her"
i was sixteen
"had to feign illness"
i couldnt walk
it was illness
+++
"lied to 27"
+++
th red hot chilli peppers
"track no12"
+++
just
no closed rooms
with high perfume
and
highlighted ***ual signals painted on her face
"then ya can see em blush for real"
"not helpful"
"worse is th smell"
stop tryin to make me stop smoking
for me it's a good thing
"hypersensitive"
+++
"kuta lady is ***ually active again"
i noticed
nice girl though
makes sure i stay stoned
+++
kevin bloody wilson
"ailments of th eighties"
+++
she gets a call today
"ok paulie"
+++
..
..
..
garbage
"use me"
barbie girl answered th phone
passed th message
said i was a darling
we both care for kuta lady
+++
more drugs over here
+++
hurry up thang
i'll stab ya
ya useless ****in hand
+++
"this hand's no good"
"hang on"
"i'l try th other one"
+++
that's better
+++
i wouldnt go th ***change
counselling
till i found orgasms
+++
cat stevens
"tea for the tillerman"
+++
hi kuta lady
warm feeling
yur album
pirated
yur welcome
+++
when kuta lady was
livin with jennifer
maroon 5
"she will be loved"
downloaded this for you girl
magic strong this morning
always is with you
some of our conversations
oh dear
but then
this is th same girl
who said
download
afroman
"she wont let me ****"
cause she wanted it on a cd
not yur song girl
paulie's song
+++
come running whenever you call
ask for nothing much
occasional cup of coffee
+++
sittin in my little truck
with th unicycles
all over th headboard
with you and jennifer
when you were courting
tryin to keep me stoned so
i wouldnt complain of th pain
two late teenage girls
in love and
still ****ed up by each other
i'll lay yu money
she walks thru yur door today
yur livin at her sister's house
+++
pj harvey
"long s**** moan"
+++
"barbie girl's hubbie"
"is playin with my nipples"
i thought they wanted another girl
"so did they"
+++
friday night was fun
+++
got me pissed again
+++
"not safe anywhere"
+++
libby came calling with a stack of records
+++
"let's not go there"
+++
loved her enough to give her a son
she'd have some kind thought of me today
"for about three seconds"
once upon a time
if i masturbated about her
she'd ring
and say i'm on my way
i want that
seed
i was right to give her a son
happy valentines day elizabeth
+++
tenacious d
"the road"
+++
"and if ya wouldnt answer th phone"
she'd abuse me when she arrived
she always knew
+++
"got good reason to be ****ed up then"
+++
wrote you a love letter every day
before walkin out th door
so insecure
never cheated on you
ever
+++
laurie anderson
"sharkeys night"
+++
has he got a lazy eye ?
+++
my nephew has
bought him a unicycle for xmas
with a shark thrasher sticker on it
my current name in th street
as th wizard on th unicycle
is
shark
shark fin on th helmet
abused if i leave it behind now
+++
you got my number
if you;ve calmed down
+++
dont ask for what you want
you just might get it
+++
placebo
"sleeping with ghosts"
+++
melinda wont sleep with me anymore
magic black woman
slated to be a tribal elder
th lights comin out of my body
bother her
love you
been called an aboriginal elder in th street
recently
doin things to my head
i dont have th
cultural
matrix
even if i did live with you
i do have th chip on my shoulder though
some still call me
black
+++
kadeechaman painting on th wall
opposite wall
another one
but of me
on a big wheel
and as th wizard
from versace lady
dont know if i'm calling you
today
but happy valentines day
+++
th witches have all started calling again
the head witch of th gold coast
is
lets hookup for a coffee and whatever
+++
bill hicks
"save willie"
+++
<<< smile >>>
+++
"ah **** paulie"
"what does morticia love ?"
all girls are different
happy valentines day morticia
+++
the kinks
"dandy"
+++
i cant help it
honest
+++
just bein me
+++
something to this
synchronicity thing
kinda magic
+++
ok jenny
ya couldnt afford even her coffee
but go ahead
"happy valentines day nickie"
+++
a perfect circle
"pet"
++
"<<< Smile >>>"
a ****in wild pet
like th big black cat downstairs
+++
i'm gunna go attack th jungle
th grass is four feet high
we're havin an out there summer
later
..
..
..
tarz
+++
p.s.
weird al
"alternative polka"
+++
did i do th lesbian blues on friday night ?
"i cant rememeber"
"We were pissed"
"gorgeous little "
"asian australian girl came up and hung off me for while"
"teachin her to play th drum"
"wink wink"
ah man
+++
i made eyes at th dickless tracy;s on th horses didnt i ?
"mounted police women"
ah man
+++
"and at th dickless tracy in th passenger seat"
"When we were havin a joint on th side of th road"
"next to th car"
"before we got ont h wheel"
they have to have smelled that
for ****'s sake
"told her to have a good night"
"standin there no ****rt"
"skull and crossbones pants"
"and alien [witch bone] skull in th back window of th beast"
"i dunno"
+++
garbage
"i'm only happy when it rains"
+++
let's not go into that
+++
"gotta do th hardest thing ya can do"
"she lied about her name"
not happy with bull**** ?
"**** no"
"real magic"
"or at least with me supplyin it"
pity
she was pretty
and gave nice cuddle
+++
do re mi
"02 after th volcano"
+++
"kuta"
+++
ku-ta
honey of th native stingless bee of gondwanaland [australasia]
