**** off and go away, bad puppy dogs names, come here nippleclamp

**** off and go away, bad puppy dogs names, come here nippleclamp
+++

ok you can sit down now

+++
the verve
'lucky man'
+++

sorry i forgot

i had you take yur clothes off


and stand over there

all my guests were



well amused


+++

th girls are
nah nahing
over who sells me my drugs

b ****ed

+++


come
here

**** off

go away


NIPPLECLAMP


ya ****in mungrel

put down that bone

+++


barbie girl
is colouring in

a sixties poster
for th wall

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
+++

did you really do

dickheads in th back of a ute ?


+++


hey kev

+++

if they um
really bother ya mate

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

know what i mean ?

+++


a ****in real kadaitcha man
has interesting dog's names

+++

**** off and go away, bad puppy dogs names, come here nippleclamp

+++

nippleclamp's a **** of a dog

+++


"A dry ****"
oh
yeah
he aint useful

+++

so my last viscious dog
was called


red

+++


one before that was

billy

+++

now what i wanna call er ?

was somethin to do with her nature

oh yeah



eat that


hey

eat that


cmere


now go and eat that

+++

i dont remember eating that

+++


"it's alright th dog'll eat it"

+++

invite em in
put a bong on th table


get th missus to come out

****d and

+++
tenacious d
'karate'
+++

can we tell you about our religion now ?

+++
jimmy barnes
'i'd die to be with you tonight'
+++

barnsey

+++

i aint rollin into
the fortitude valley tonight

no

dont care dude

this thing has rules


th unicycle doesnt go in


slides and

i dont sing




if i cant afford it

th fact that

last time

it actually payed for iteslf



i know th street


and i dont ask



some nights


lots of lovely ppl

sayin lovely lovely things

and i go hoem

thirty bucks shy

and still


half th street wants a ciggie


cant punt it
th strete fickle

i can do without it

+++

jenny's drinkin
orange juice and

buggin me to
turn th music up

but

+++

"i went background singin last week"
he pulls that lad

"ok so he got some psychic talent"
"it aint unusual"

"comes with th territory"

+++

th wizard is out
wot do you want ?

+++
my drug hell
'girl at the bus stop'
+++


no i'm not coming in 

to sing it

or it's parody

+++

****  yur covers

we fly in music


you can stick yur covers in

if ya bend em a little


i'm out of it
why you wanna

ask me to make music
you already heard

before
go ****in home and

put it on th stereo
you miss it so bad


that was
then

this is
now

+++

if th thing 
we;'r workin on
goes over fifteen minutes

it's got a life of it's own

+++
pink floyd
'pigs'(three different ones)
+++


michael

doin 


pink floyd's


time


but loose


regggae meets

rock
meets


folk

meets

th street



wanders


i cried


still cry when i listen to it


inside

+++

three hours in
of singin and drummin and
you on th guitar

th harmonies so
on automatic

****it

lets just fly

+++


michael

they cant hold me

till dawn


+++

mika

fine as he is


i'm home by four

+++


i have some pretty nice times

even some

incredible endorphin rushes

over and above th unicycle ones


they swore i was goin under th bus


i dont think so


it just


doesnt compare with

sittin in th park at dawn

over a last joint

crying


with the person

you just made music with for five hours


both psychic

we both always get each others

changes


and approach em in

interesting ways


+++

th girls still
throw things at me

th boys its high fives
and throw things at me


no tricks tonight
th unicycle dude

said no

+++

i split from th kuta house
before jase blew thru


dont wanna talk music
not singin tonight

still got me
****

+++


<<<smiel >>>

+++

ok
so i sang dr death to death

wot ****in of it  ?
alright then

+++

he had it coming didnt he

+++


my favourite trick

gettin th pigs to do th dirty work for me


+++
?
'ya might be a redneck if'
+++

point th bone of death
and sing instructions about 

dr death and
th cops kill im

gotta love it

+++
bjork
'one day'
+++


i came clean with th clan
th kadaitcha man

been out
doin secret mens business again

oy yeah
kuta religion very happy


screaming long and
loud

+++

i dont call myself

a kadaitcha man

because i like th name

+++


i dont call myself
the kadaitcha man of australia

a dangerous thing to do
for any person


without good reason

+++

i fear no other kadaitcha man

+++

"not that's alive"

+++


and my ghost brothers and i
get along fine

+++


we have th odd argument but

when push comes to shove

i got nastier testicles

+++
the verve
'weeping willow'
+++

the blue balls

can irritate a man

+++

after 32 years

+++

no land treaty ever

+++


there is no land

all illusion

+++

every being with zen
realises that an infinite universe

has to be infinite
intot h 

smaller dimension
as well out to th large

if that out there goes forever
wot about inside here

if it goes forever
inside

then
zero

+++
laurie anderson
'born, never asked'
+++

if there is nothing
inside th atom

if inside every thing
there is another thing

lurking inside and
painting th picture

to th large

+++

if there's nothing there
wot is reality ?

+++

i

write th future


go back

and read it


i see thru time and space

+++

i dont care if
i just know yur going to die

and point th bone of death at ya

in a timely fa****on

or if i

hasten yur death


th land

my god


decides

+++


either way

it would appear

that i am psychic

+++
violent femmes
'intro'
+++
ludwig van beethoven
'symphony no 09'(scherzo)
+++

good enough

+++
easy star all stars
'us and them'
+++


well ya can

try and wipe us out

we'd rather share

+++

nothing
kills one hundred percent

always something left behind
to come back at ya again

and surprise ya

+++

if most of
what we see and feel around us

is based on belief

+++

god only knows its not what we would choose to do -- lyrics

+++


thanks god

+++

do ya listen to th lyrics

do ya listen to th background singer


doin a completely different song

do ya listen to anything ?

+++

every day
i write th book

in an insane world of opposites
where fantasy

lords it over reality
harry potter got a new movie out

we gotta rush out and give im
all our money

cause it's bull****
and that appeals to us

equal and opposite reaction
a neotenous society

we juvenile
in our adult form

th kids always screamin
who listens to kids ?

+++

oh great wizard
harry potter

share your
wisdom

+++
jon english
'handbags and gladrags'
+++


oh


+++

how a thing looks

+++

a white young fake wizard

is far more
appealing

than a black old real wizard

+++

and i cant keep my ****rt on

grew up on a banana farm

+++


now if only

chicks didnt see me as a chick


from a  distance as i

gracefully bop along


on my unicycle

and scream at me to put on a ****rt


they in shock

+++

i even got a beard

at th moment


it still happens

that girl's got no top on


no hang on

it's a boy

+++

it's a man's bike

i cant help  it


i'm a chameleon

+++


a karma chameleon

five million plus smiles in

good standing

+++


riding th karmic wheel

+++
nirvana
'on a plain'
+++


the unicycle calls

it's friday today


so lets sing

it's friday today


it's friday today
it's friday today
it's friday today

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..
..

<<<Smile >>>

later

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..

the land surfer