Don't be dispondent, Quinn. So you once lost your job, according to
others who know you.
Don't KILL YOURSELF!!!! Don't PUT A GUN INTO YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE
TRIGGER!!!
Don't DIE, QUINN!!! Don't DIE A PAINFUL AND LONELY PATHETIC DEATH,
LIKE A SNIVELING LOSER, QUINN TYLER JACKSON!!!
If you can't get a job, Quinn, don't consider that to be a sign that
YOU'RE NOT A MAN, QUINN!! That YOU'RE JUST A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A
CONGLOMERATION OF GROVELING LOWLIFE CELLS OOZING ABOUT IN A PUDDLE OF
YOUR OWN FILTH!!!
And if Quinn, you need help, just ASK YOUR BUDDIES BECKWITH AND JAMES
HARRIS IN YOUR CLOSED LIST!!! Beckwith and James Harris LOVE YOU
QUINN, WITH ALL THEIR HEARTS!!!! YOU ARE LOVED, QUINN, BY BECKY AND
JAMIE, YOUR GOOD FRIENDS IN THE SECRET CLOSE(T) LIST!!!!
With the confidentiality of your "closed list" maintained and
treasured by you to this very day, your pals won't ever reveal that
YOU CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY, QUINN, BEING UNABLE TO LOOK YOURSELF IN
THE MIRROR WITH ANY SELF-ESTEEM!!!
So, Quinn, don't let being fired once cause you to KILL YOURSELF AND
END YOUR SORRY PATHETIC AND WORTHLESS EXISTENCE, QUINN TYLER
JACKSON!!!
Don't let the world's troubles and your unemployment prompt you to
**** OFF AND DIE, QUINN!!
Don't DIE DIE DIE, QUINN, DIE DIE DIE or CRY CRY CRY, QUINN, ASKING
WHY WHY WHY!!!
Because if you kill yourself, Quinn, you'll GO TO HELL, QUINN, AND
BURN FOR ETERNITY SUFFERING EVEN MORE THAN NOW!!!!
Or Quinn, you'll be re-incarnated either as a LOWLY BUG, QUINN, or A
MEASELY PIECE OF DISEASE CARRYING VERMIN, QUINN!!! STEPPED ON AND
CRUSHED AS A BUG, QUINN, JUST LIKE IN YOUR CURRENT LIFE (if you can
call it that)!!!!!
Even worse, Quinn, you'll be reincarnated as YOURSELF, AND YOU'LL HAVE
TO RELIVE YOUR ENTIRE LOUSY EXISTENCE AS YOURSELF, QUINN TYLER
JACKSON, OVER AND OVER AND OVER, SUFFERING YOUR SORRY LIFE AGAIN AND
AGAIN!!
So don't forget, Quinn, to not not DIE DIE DIE HORRIBLY QUINN!! Don't
fail to DIE QUINN!!
And please don't **** OFF, QUINN!!!!!!!! (don't) DIE QUINN DIE DIE
DIE!!
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