"Michael S. Morris" of Butler Uni <msmorris@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wroteth:
>>Many states in the USA have NO standard for homeschooling whatsoever.
>>THEREIN IS THE PROBLEM!
>
> There is no problem whatsoever with this,
> even with science education.
&
>> If pseudo-science creationism can be taught as
>>science in such homeschools then phrenology, blood
>> letting, astrology, tarot card reading, etc etc etc
>> can ALSO be taught as science.
.....
> pseudo-science creationism
> can be taught as science, and phrenology and blood
> letting, astrology, and tarot card reading, etc etc
> can also be taught as science.
What a funny little man!
Do you have a small *****?
You sound like a Creationist Homeskoola.
See Homeskool Pics at
http://fundamentalistfunhouse.blogspot.com/search/label/Education
Professor Michelle S. Morris
Fizzix Lecturer & Fonix Tutor
Butter Homeskool Uni
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Betty Bowers' Curriculum For a Bible Based Education
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Physics:
The laws of physics regarding refraction of light only came into being to
cheer up Noah, as this is when God created the first rainbow. (Praise the
Lord for being the world's first exterior decorator! Love those colorful
flourishes Lord, but could I see something in a taupe?) GE 9:12-16
Fire consumes wet wood, stones, and dust, and "licks up" water (but won't
light charcoal briquettes at a bar-b-que!) 1SA 2:8, JB 38:4, PS 104:5 1KI
18:33-38
An iron axe head can float in water, (but, remember, a single-engine plane
and Natalie Wood won't).2KI 6:5-7
The shadow on a sun dial moves backwards (so they need to be set forward
in
fall and back in spring one hour). 2KI 20:11
The earth has four corners (but Africa and Antartica have no 4-star
restaurants). IS 11:12, RE 7:1
The earth can be turned upside down so as to scatter its inhabitants (or
for
serious Spring cleaning). IS 24:1 (KJV)
The moon will someday be as bright as the sun is now (I recommend a
moisterizer with a MPF 35!) IS 30:26
There is a high mountain from which all the kingdoms of the world can be
seen (and Satan has a ReMaxx office at the top). MT 4:8
There are at least three heavens (none of which welcome the unsaved). 2CO
12:2
Heaven is to be inhabited by 144,000 virgin men who have not been
"defiled"
by women (and are all, no doubt, ready for some BASH ex-gay therapy). RE
14:1-4
Metropolitan Heaven is only about 1500 miles square (but all the
Earth-view
property is spoken for). RE 21:16
The sky is strong like molten glass (so maybe it is God who looks at us
through a glass darkly!) (Job 37:18)
The sky separates the seas on earth from the seas above it (unless you
live
in Los Angeles, Mexico City or Atlanta, in which case it is carbon
monoxide
that is separating the two seas) (GEN 1:7)
There was light ("night and day") before there was even a sun (so
artificial
lighting schemes must have been around long before Thomas Edison. Praise
the
Lord!) . GE 1:3-5, 14-19
from http://www.bettybowers.com/crime.html
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