"What was Japanese people thinking in 1941? What was they thinking bombing
Pearl Harbor, and sh*t? Was they sitting around thinking: 'We bomb Pearl
Harbor! They never f*ck with us again!'" <?>
'Then on to Southern California!'
'No need. Pearl Harbor is enough!'
Because they'd been to the University of Southern California, where people
are LAID back. They hadn't been to the University of Alabama or
Mississippi.
They got white people there they keep on a leash in the basement!
Ya know, when I first came up here, I went to Illinois. I left here, me
and
my partner Ray Flemmons, Sweet Chocolate Brown. You know Sweet Chocolate?
Oh, that's a pretty man. One of them brown skinned men, smooth skin. When
he
sweat he looked like a Hershey bar. Girls would come up and lick him on
the
hand. And he smiled, he had one of those gold teeth when he smiled, he put
that smile on you that was your ass, see.
He had so many wummins, he tried to give me some, but I didn't f*ck with
them wummins, I don't f*ck around. I had about four wummins in my life.
That's right, cause they drain you. They f*ck all the time. That's right,
if
you f*ck one of them good you're in trouble. . .'cause she gonna tell her
friends and she's gonna want some, then she's gonna tell somebody and
before
you know you gotta f*ck 8 or 9 times. Then they leave you sapped, you just
be laying there all dried up, they don't give a sh*t about that, give you
a
pot of soup and go on about their business.
So me, Chocolate and Bob Tea, we all left from down there and went to
California, we had a good time out there, too, we were there a long time."
-Richard Pryor //1978-83
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