Apud caelos versantur:
Amantes Italici
Coci Francici
Mechanici Germanici
Lictores Anglici
ubi res publica ab Helvetiis gubernatur
Apud inferos versantur:
Amantes Helvetici
Coqui Anglici
Mechanici Francici
Lictores Germanici
ubi res publica ab Italis gubernatur
Heaven is a place where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English
The government is run by the Swiss
Hell is a place where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German
The government is run by the Italians
.... no mention of Americans
