Hac aetate difficultatibus graviori o****tet omnium religionum homines
harum quattuor veritatum dogmatis meminisse:
i. Muslimi Judaeos gentem a Deo electam non agnos****.
ii. Judaei Jesum Messiam non agnos****.
iii. Protestantes Pontificem ducem orbis Christiani non agnos****.
iv. Baptistae se invicem apud popinam coparum mammosarum non agnos****.
During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these 4
religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters
This is a pretty good example of bathos.
