flirting with th animal chakra
+++
gday psychic blog
+++
gorillaz
'dare'
+++
do ya have to do it
to get higher psychic powers paulo ?
+++
"i dunno"
"think it helps"
+++
th balance thing
"it;s in everything"
+++
how do girls do it ?
"****ed if i know"
+++
sma****ng pumpkins
'1979'
+++
i feel sorry for ya strawberry
cant go down on yrself
+++
something i can do but
u cant
+++
where's th equality in that
+++
if she cant
contact th animal in her
how can she find th opposite
+++
poor thing
+++
cute but
+++
for every action
there's an equal
and opposite
reaction
+++
if a hundred thousand ppl
are gunna die in an earthquake
i throw a curse
on th internet before it happens
killin them cause
i see them dying
+++
and score a cool
hundred grand
on my personal killcount
+++
u really think 273000 paulie ?
"th figures are rubbery"
"they didnt dig em all up"
+++
more drugs over here...
+++
beats international
'dub be good to me'
+++
why oh why
does a chick never listen when
ya tell her yr allergic to girls
+++
ya make my testicles ache
+++
i dont wanna sleepnext to ya
without ***
ever
+++
garbage
'androgyny'
+++
masturbation doesnt cut it
my body wants
u
+++
then **** off *****
no brained *****
+++
th last wife
came to th dcotors with me
listened to th learned man and
didnt listen to a word
+++
wanted to rollit back to
just friends
and live in th same house
i wont live in any house
with a woman i aint ****ing
+++
ya ****in stupid blonde
cant believe i gave u a magic child
+++
if he inherits yr brains
th world is in trouble
+++
poor little bugger
named at birth
jesus that little boy is well hung
to help u with th women young man
course
liek yr old man
u might float
either side of th gender line
+++
"hey jennifer"
+++
all th trannies seem to be
well hung
th girls do that to emselves
+++
if i wasnt androgynous
i wouldnt get off
girlie style
***ming over th edge while
playin in th animal chakra
+++
4 non blondes
'what's going on'(techno remix)
+++
wouldnt go in th
program
and attend th
counselling sessions
to have th ***change
till i could *** liek a girl
just from th nipples
+++
makes me wet
+++
i dont like wearing a ****rt
i left th program
+++
found this
i aint cuttin it off
+++
oops
bumped th insert key and
th sound died
+++
there's gotta be a way
she can do it paulie
anything is possible
+++
"is that our problem ?"
+++
it hurts her
"maybe she deserves it"
paulie
+++
"maybe if she took out a couple ribs"
+++
george
'spawn'
+++
poor thing
cant reach
nirvana
+++
how ya gunna
open up th psychic channels
+++
"all that testicle pain has given us"
"huge juju"
descended from a pope
family curse
yr a **** pope benedict
+++
"is that fair ?"
i dont care
+++
my gay lady friends
cant do wot i can do
+++
your magic will never be as
aggressive
+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++
when u can kill
a hundred thousand ppl
with a single psychic curse
in an internet server
recorded for all
time
+++
magick
+++
pure voodoo
+++
worst kind
+++
th animal chakra kind
all th books say
dont play there
+++
turned away from being
animal
+++
massive attack
'inertia creeps'
+++
we're all boys
he is fourteen
found three stick books
****ography
sittin on th end of th bath this morning
+++
no-one's owned up to it
i care
+++
be glad yr uncle was around to
laugh
+++
and calm him down
+++
he has similar testicles to his
twin souled brother
"hi"
yr a **** black
+++
"i am"
+++
th paint reacted with
th spray putty
"oh ok"
"thought it was something liek that"
'it;s bruising"
+++
and not a good match
"****in silver cars"
+++
got th suspension workin
on th monoshock unicycle
on th way to th shops today
"she rides hard"
+++
i wanna go jump off th skatebowl wall
"another week"
ok
+++
"unless we empty th truck"
"and me and th nephew take both unicycles"
+++
tenacious d
'tribute'
+++
"i just wanna get stoned this afternoon"
and feel no testicles
+++
might
surf ot th pub
on one wheel
a little later ona nd
purchase a sixpack of
bourbon
+++
"rum"
+++
if i drink rum i'll
put a psychic curse on penn and teller
"how's hamster goin ?"
slipped off th news
+++
"ya hate th fat **** that much ?"
yes
+++
flirting with th animal chakra
it can make u a
psychic killer
+++
very bad
+++
dont do this at home
+++
4 non blondes
'what's going on'(remix)
+++
<<< smile >>>
oh u cant
+++
ok bianca i
stuck a cropped shot of yr face
on my desktop and
logged on to th net
descendant of th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition
i found about
another twelve movies of u
i didnt know existed
without looking for em
just
synchronicity
thanks gorgeous
+++
love my gift sometimes
specially when it;s
been nicely warmed up
can i
write a decent clue
to th song about to play
next
in this mad computer
+++
yr damn flexible for a boy girl
+++
"t girl"
+++
wommie was complaining last night
he's done his sternum in
mine;s never recovered wommie
takes constant yoga
cause it comes out in th spine
+++
i found yoga at eleven
+++
mad hippie girl
in th back of a
split screen kombi van
+++
system of a down
'radio/video'
+++
in 1973
wandering around hippie europe
+++
on her way to marakesh
+++
norwegian
local radio in
in 1973
+++
smoke enough joints it
starts to make sense
ya can sense th
emotions anyway
+++
"bet ya she listens to"
"royksopp now"
i wont take take bet
+++
mind expansion and
dangerous practises
+++
black magic
+++
i am
the lethal kadaitcha man of
kuta
009
+++
i pointed th bone of death at
dr death
on th internet and
dr azahari
bomb maker for both
kuta beach bomb attacks
dropped dead
12 days later
kuta smiles
+++
violent femmes
'black girls'
+++
worst doctor in th world
that kuta could see
stop chastising me for missing
dr death from bundaberg
i got my kill
+++
****s
+++
i'm still
vice president
of a bundaberg
motor cycle club
+++
it's double jea****dy and
my juju is too big
+++
that indian guy
put a burr in my tail
th other day
my sore testicles just
wanted to reach out and
+++
th mobile phone battery
just hit
full battery
"i can taste it"
+++
havin to sit
further back
from th computer these days
+++
ultra sensitive
"and a ****"
but thta makes sense
+++
at least
after five yrs of training
we can sorta trust it
+++
"operant conditioning"
mind hacking
+++
more fun than
usin
memory mapped files
to ask explorer.exe
in windows 95
questions it isnt supoosed to
answer and
using th
simplest language
visual basic
+++
but th analogy works
for cross process messaging
paulei and i
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no05'
+++
look after our body a lot better now
i stopped goin out as a chick and
dirty dancin with five chicks
+++
i was only ****in one
nymphomaniac at th time
+++
we have to have a
face to face
heart to heart womble
+++
black wont **** anything less
he gets seven day a week ***
****s jenny's orgasm for
four days
otherwise
+++
took us ages to figure out
together
+++
we never had control of
which personality was
doin th talking
till we started talking
together
+++
a psychic war
was going on
+++
th doctor in bundaberg said
have a ***change and
my personality
blossomed
+++
but why was i put here ?
+++
said my last child;s name
when i came
true son of a
wizard
+++
yr mother rang me
when i masturbated about her
she deserved a magic
child
+++
pulp fiction urge overkill
'girl you'll be a woman soon'
+++
first wife was
six foot one and a half
redhead
lesbian
+++
a bouncer
+++
beat up boys and girls
in th fortitude valley
+++
after my second marriage i
also ended up
in the fortitude valley
singing on strete corners
liek a girl
+++
th last redhead
i lived with
versace lady jane
ten months
first go around
called me jenny
+++
at 44
both legs
still go behind my head
+++
same as
when i was twelve
+++
my drug hell
'girl at the bus stop'
+++
stuck in puberty
+++
being psychic
i know i'll see my own death
i cant see it
+++
i cant ****ing see it
+++
i never lived life to
live forever
+++
my stepfather
missed me
with a bullet
after killin th old lady
and her boyfriend
+++
i drop into skatebowls
on a unicycle
half cut
on bourbon and
marijauna
will i ever grow up ?
+++
my initials are
pp
wit hth new last name they gave me
+++
th man who raised me
when i was real good
called me
pietro
+++
peter
+++
i feel liek peter pan
stuck in puberty
suffering a young man;s problem
allergic to grils
blue balls hell
+++
and eighteen mnths
since my last root
give or take
+++
b2k
'bump bump bump'
+++
i go off women
for about a yr or so
till th next one comes along
and wont take no for an answer
+++
some of em are awful insistant
+++
i met my first wife
at th pub
she was chattin up th
pub prickteaser
th blonde chick no-one could lay
+++
course
i ****er er
and typcial
th prickteaser aint that great in bed
i'll have th lesbian pls so
i wnet to th club
she was bouncin at and
she was so cut at me
for beatin her to th pub prickteaser
she'd invested much time
she ****ed me stupid
+++
for five yrs
and married me
on a harley
to led zeppelin
i lead a charmed life
+++
second wedding
i had a blues brothers wedding
+++
but little brother
didnt have th
69 pilalrless
dogs *****
sorry
dodge phoenix
which he did have
at my first wedding
+++
th real blues brothers hey little brother
+++
with blue balls to prove it
+++
the offspring
'she;s got issues'
+++
****in oath kuta
+++
i sacked two girlfriends cause
th *** went under
one day in two
runnin two chicks
+++
man that hurt
+++
i'm thinkin
i'll switch to tranny;s
this go around
last time in th gay bar i
had a lotta fun dancin
+++
"there was a chick in th mix"
she was bi
+++
"not black she was interested in"
so she said
+++
th chicks will drive ya nuts little man
+++
first tim
i rocked into th
samford pub
on th two tone blue
bigbore sidecar
five of my exgirlfriends
w
ere waitin at th pub
to talk to her
+++
sittin at a table by emselves
weird as
+++
ya didnt listen to em did ya
+++
did all th talking as i recall
+++
rehab
'it dont matter'
+++
wot does a boy know
+++
he;s not human
doesnt have an opinion
+++
just a boy
+++
99.99999999%
dont believe
blue balls every day is
a real problem
till they know me a bit better
and meet my twin brother
black
specially when his skin has gone
grey
+++
"meet th ****"
+++
six foot seven
and all muscles
black will go straight thru u
+++
i'd leave th pub
on a sidecar
with a unicycle in th
chair
put it up on
two wheels and
drop th clutch at nine grand on th tacho
one wheel wheelie
+++
a training wheel indeed
+++
jewel
'i wont walk away'
+++
i drop into a skatebowl
i own it
i've got th biggest testicles there
not one boy willing to argue it
+++
monoshock suspension unicycle
with a fancy swingarm
droppin over th wall
without mishaps
doin a ewie
down on th flat
get a good runup and
up over
the wall
clean
+++
after i've
gone over top
in both directions
abotu seven times
th little boys mouths come open
ok u can do that
wot else can ya do ?
+++
i turn up th music
in th mp3 player
and only talk to th ones with
stones
+++
supposed to be
middle aged
not blowin away th boys
in th local hoods hangout
+++
"my hashpipe"
"needs a another steam clean jennifer"
i'm not doin coommunity service
for not wearin a lid
on a unicycle anymore
+++
mash ups
'Blvd of Broken Songs' (Green Day & Oasis mash-up)
+++
"i've got a ticket"
"for ridina bicycle"
"thru the fortitude valley"
"entertainment district"
"i was on a unicycle"
wanna do time ?
instead of payin th fine ?
"they cant inarcerate our body"
he;s already signed off on that
nice pig
can i thinka bou ti
i;ve done it enough times
+++
"ya got three weeks"
or they'll throw me inside for three days
i dont think so
+++
if th bars are
electrical
u got problems
big problems
+++
petrie police station
suffered a total blackout
in our last runin
+++
**** i laughed
+++
it;s a self clearance certificate mr plod
yr beginning to bother
a real powerful psychic
oh
all th power has gone out and
th detectives out th back are screamin
about lost data
th ****in computers have gone offline
wot happened to th
uninterrupted power supply
<<<smiel >>>
+++
it;s good to be th wizard
standin at th counter
with a unicycle
+++
big audio dynamite II
'the globe'
+++
judge a book by it;s cover
th chameleon will laugh at ya
every ****ing time
+++
dont know wot
*** i am
or wot colour
neither do i
+++
i learned a two or thing
singin on strete corners
at 3 am
with th drug ****ed
+++
i dunno womble
u;ve both toured in rock bands
why do u ascribe
normal behaviour
on our friend
wal
+++
course i'll come and sing at yr party
+++
if i cant get th paint on th falcon to
stabilize
i'll borrow th range rover
+++
nah **** that
he;d rather i took th
land rover
bullbar and
plating all over it
tough truck
+++
i;d arrive girlier
and sing better
+++
have u and wal
put anymor einto that song
u know
if th three of us
jammed on it togetether it'd be
gold
+++
true as
th lead singer of golden earring bein my
mothers second cousin
+++
two days
befoer y aran gwomble
to ask
i picke dup th guitar and
started forcin th voice to work again
+++
oasis
'****ing in the bushes'
+++
had four months break
+++
singin in th bus fumes ya
voice cops it bad
+++
i sing too high
+++
if i cant follow jewel
note for note
something;s wrong
+++
i got into th mid range
my mid range
last night wommie
th two and half men deal
we got goin here
they dont complain when
jenny lets go and
sings for an hour before
headin out to sing
he;s half deaf anyway
+++
i really really
wanna hear th drummer
wal
playin guitar again
so precise
+++
laurie anderson
'it tango'
+++
so wommie
ya havent sung public
since th last time we
wowed
surfers paradise
+++
did u cope any better with
tha guy hangin around
with a leica camera
for over an hour
+++
i loved watchin him
gettin crowd reaction shots
+++
must be a yr ago
i could go back and
check
it;s in here but
dont care
+++
?
'GEARDOWN'
+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++
womble and i arent
planning goin out and
singin in surfers paradise
in
early november
just th private party
+++
womble's not interested
+++
so no singin unicycle man
in cavill avenue then
+++
so long
since i flew a surfboard
over my head
while ridin a unicycle down th main street
+++
the man isnt all that friendly and
th councils never are
+++
dont know if
we'll ever do
womble and the unicycle man
in th strete there again
+++
doin slides
with two cups of coffee
on one wheel
as my entrance
+++
i've been thru th whole crowd
done about five laps and
surfed in th surf for half an hour
time to sing
jeez i'm sorry beautiful lady
i dont have th
professional facepainter i used to have
nobody contributed
and she did it for love
+++
nobody cared
+++
no special
demon mask
body painted down to th waist and
truly frightening
seven feet tall
on a 27 inch unicycle
full moon
at surfers paradise
+++
we gave it everything we had
surfers paradise didnt notice we existed
kadaitcha man
invisibility
everybody sees me
everybody
+++
and nobody
+++
he' so happy
lookit im
so relaxed
on one wheel
coudlnt possibly need money
+++
cant get there
no car and
lost th incentive
+++
playin switchbacks
thru th
cars
keepin em drivin slow
th mad car crowd
my ppl
+++
they'd drive slow and
clap and
high five and
scream
+++
nirvana
'dumb'
+++
here i sit
with a half ****ed
unregistered xf falcon
five hundred dollar car
a hundred k's away
+++
time to roll to th pub
..
..
..
kylie minogue
'loving days'
+++
a gorgeous fly to th pub
on grouse music and
a sixpack
of real mc coy
bourbon and cola
+++
cheers
ah yummie
+++
it's all ****in good
+++
freaked th usual amount of suspects out
carryin sixpack
over my upper spine
+++
th last couple of days of yoga
have certainly come out in th wheel
paulie
+++
U2
'when love comes to town'
+++
i wore a helmet cause of th dickless tracy threat
turned otu to be
cabbie
idlin on th main drag
looked a bit liek a pig from th distance
certainly from my bedroom it did
is alright
i wore rubber thongs to make up for it
give me **** about safety
suck my string
+++
u too carrot top
+++
squeeling in my ear
i dont know u
+++
if th
punter
has a good enough squirt
as i roll by
on th really unusual unicycle
i feel it
+++
dont need to hit th big crowds at th moment
i'm havin enough fun
+++
crowd reaction
everywhere th thing goes
one of a kind
and looks it
rough construction
+++
i wanted th lst to look rough tripper
+++
'Røyksopp live'
Never Trust Your Computer
+++
this played
in th ears
when i turned th mp3 player on
+++
always fly with good music
+++
there's a coupel ween songs
i need to filch again paulie
"ok"
th **** supplies have been
obtained
+++
stop it hand
we arent goin out drummin
four months and
th ingrained habit
is still there
+++
the fortitude valley can get ****ed
they banned smokin in th clubs
fined me and
closed th
nightclub doors at three am
+++
my ppl have left
+++
as soon as the man
declared it
an entertainment zone
somewhere they can collect us
and bring in th drug dogs
they ****ed it
+++
me and paulei have left
+++
took my beer off me
whiel i was singing and
poured it in th bin
+++
budgie
'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napoleon Bona- Part Two'
+++
u cant entertain there
+++
fine u for
ridin a bicycle if ya
ride thru it
on a unicycle
puttin smiles on dials
+++
i cant entertain there wommie
+++
they do everything they can
to get rid of the
entertainers
+++
and then complain
th strets have become so rough
ppl gettin their heads kicked
in
+++
the man never learns
+++
brighter lights and
a few more cameras
ya might drive em out
altogether
+++
yeah
u still do
twenty five thousand
a saturday night but
+++
they're from somewhere else
+++
cafeland
+++
i watched th wild
leavin th place and
cried
+++
th tranny's bloody near
stopped parading
th lesbians
didnt walk their girlfriends on
dog collars
anymore
+++
everywhere th eye looks
straight ppl
overcrowding th freaks
+++
takin over th bars
+++
dress codes in th valley for ****;s sake
+++
ya;ve killed it man
and it was so good
+++
cops
on either end
of th valley mall
that stopped ten percent comin in
right there
+++
pig cars parked
across th entrances
+++
th pigs own this place
+++
they;re loud and
they;re brash and
they stop everything they see
+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++
drag a whoel nightclub
out into th strete
to be searched
i wouldnt travel
ten thousand k's
to come and party here
ok
+++
we had great nightlife
till the man wanted a cut
+++
tobacco parties
are becomin popular
+++
we can smoke
and drink and
dont have coppers
stormin all over us
the thin blue line
cant be everywhere
+++
this is oz
+++
womble was careful to mention
ya can smoke paulie
thas good man
wont sing otherwise
not to chicks
why we cant do that
club gig we were offered
+++
i am so sick
of well meaning
non smokers
givin me ****
when i;m singin
a fat
overweight slob
male or female
i at least got a sixpack
+++
i wouldnt be here if i couldnt smoke
allergic to girls but
i'm here to entertain so
i wont say a word
+++
****in pheremones
+++
powderfinger
'baby i've got you'(on my mind)
+++
when th pigs
travel in fives
nobody feels safe
worst terrorists in th street
+++
with their move on order powers and
very little supervision
jumped up little hitlers
enforce wot laws they want to
+++
every cop
every cop
should carry a wireless webcam
they work for
the state
and should be watched by an independant body
24/7
+++
to keep u clean
+++
ppl liek me do th black
work
+++
u;re pigs
uniformed pigs no less
+++
the verve
'neon wilderness'
+++
they wont liek it
but they'll have to do it
th politicians
will like it even less
u want public office ?
+++
public scrutiny
24/7
+++
"not for a plain vanilla pig"
"just their ****ft i think"
we're readin th future arent we ?
"yeah"
+++
for th top boss
th head honcho
th country runner
every movement
watched
+++
u wanna tell everybody wot to do
and be trusted
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
+++
when i first saw this
in th future
i was shocked
+++
we couldnt run
a human community
with
honesty
+++
hasnt been done
ever
+++
the stoners bible
cant find
a single instance
+++
why was zaphod th president
"cause he didnt wanna be"
"and no **** could catch him"
+++
they all hated him
"so"
+++
my mate zaphod
who makes front ends
for harley davidsons
we'd say
he had two heads but
the ****s cut th good one
off
+++
i know yr secret zaphod
+++
this is a great aussie song
+++
powderfinger
'a song called everything'
+++
guitar practise :
..
..
..
wow
+++
\
now i;mn out of it
just try that again
now i;m out of it
that;ll do
+++
violent femmes
'blister in the sun'
+++
paulo got on a nice
three chord progression
and let me fly
+++
u play guitar betetr womble
even if he uses all his fingernails
wot;s a pick ?
+++
it;s a drum
a guitar and
i think those are single notes
as well
+++
i found my voice
+++
not as clear
as it was
th edges are decidedly ragged
well rested
+++
finished in th bass
+++
dont tell me not to sing all th time
you and th axe
never stop makin sounds
well...
+++
the offspring
'the kids arent alright'
+++
i sing where i ****in want to
and if i'm singin
a different song than th guy with th guitar
it's still harmonius enough
th crowd dont complain
most dont listen to th lyrics
+++
long as th sounds are right
+++
background singing tribal kadaitcha man
+++
my religion
+++
the kadaitchaman
is th tribe's singer
and i dont sing
with my black brothers
and my white brothers
in the fortitude valley
anymore
+++
i always nail th changes
as a backgroudn singer
even when th guitarist or
msuo doesnt know where they are
flyin in th dark
+++
U2
'where the streets have no name'
+++
and if they did
we'd forget it
too stoned
+++
and travellin from busker to busker
friends all
on a mad unicycle
+++
yr not th only busker who rings wommie
+++
although
most of em havent toured
liek u have
+++
dom's singing in little bars
breakin boys and girls hearts
everywhere
+++
it's tearing him to bits
he's putting on weight
yr too pretty
to be that fat dom
+++
ride yr unicycle
+++
i keep bumping into dan
in th strangest places
a huge talent
+++
just drivin down some
back street
he drives past
+++
th drums
they call me
**** they call me
grant and
rock spider and
mika and
jess
+++
love playin th heartbeat drum
+++
we dragged wal in th street one night
+++
u2
'angel of harlem'
+++
he more used to grindin out songs like acdc
to a much bigger crowd
corner of
cavill avenue
playin th sticks
on my stackhat
+++
cmonw al
u remember that
xmas eve
party
th three of us did
seven frnch chicks and
one brazilian woman and
all stunning
+++
i was five hours late
for my date
with
morticia
the head witch
+++
and she still ****ed me stupid
+++
i dunno babe
i told this chick
my last name
th one i was born with and
she lost it
babbling in french
my french is rusty
+++
she knew more about me than i did
+++
jate it when
ya get every tenth word or so
makes sense and
th rest coems psychically
+++
yr husband had to pry us apart
+++
foo fighters
'learn to fly'
+++
only stunning chick
with a guy there
+++
i got eight women
interrogating me
+++
supposed to be entertaining
th hostess is gunna get soem attention
+++
man
+++
direct line
descendant
of th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition
bugging me
they made you a pope
explains my
allergic to girls curse but
+++
but
+++
yr arguin
with th other ghosts in my head
+++
and cunning
+++
they ruled here for
tens of thousands of yrs benedict
the witchdoctors
+++
not every aboriginal tribe
had a witchdoctor
+++
the offspring
'feelings'
+++
some lost em in
witchdoctor wars
+++
some tribes
never had one
+++
but if ya needed a witchdoctor
to solve some
dispute
he'd walk up
to th fire
+++
psychic mystic man
+++
i must be needed i'm here
+++
why
+++
in th witchdoctors mind
is th time of death
of every member of th tribe
+++
which he uses
+++
to good effect
+++
eurythmics
'jennifer'
+++
"one bourbon coming up"
..
..
..
tellin me to keep left on th stairs
i dont obey th road rules on th road
why should i
+++
funny man
+++
it's sara's birthday party
th boys are off to her party
have fun
+++
a bunch of fourteen yr old girls
hmm
+++
i now when yr going to die
withotu thinkin about it
and i if i hate ya enough
i'll tell you
with
seven days warning
give or take six
+++
depends how nasty i'm feeling
+++
nobody wants to know
when they;re gunna die
ya have to have been
real bad
to be informed
+++
or at least pissed off a lethal
witchdoctor enough
+++
bye bye
+++
hey christopher skase
****
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no16'
+++
some of my kills
i'm allowed to relish
+++
fugitive of oz justice
+++
seven days befor eu died i
dragged u
behidn my car
in this
psychic blog
sure eneough
dead as a maggot
seven days
like a charm
+++
i am 009
i'm still undercover because
i dont hide
+++
still lethal after
five yrs and
four months of
killin ppl
+++
u dont believe magic is real
maybe u need a
bigger view
+++
i'll never have enough proof mik
ever
+++
that magic is real
cause that;s how we defeat them
+++
so much
coincidince th
disbeliving mind just
collapses
+++
cept th dbelieving mind
believes none of it
and checks nothing
based on their disbelief
th believer
checks nothing
because they believe
and do nothing
+++
die s***bag troll
+++
sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
+++
i mean that
in th nicest way
+++
u are reading
th personal diary
of a human being
with more magic than
merlin ever dreamed of
who's premonitions
so far outdo
nostradamus
with dated predictions that
they both look liek
amateurs
which they were
+++
I AM THE HEAD WITCH
DESCENDED FROM THE HEAD INQUISITOR
YR INQIUSITIVE NATURE
HAS JUST DROPPED U IN IT
+++
the skeptics are doing my ppl
more harm than good
i want them wiped
+++
kuta
+++
jewel
'everybody needs someone sometime'
+++
holy volcano
+++
get rid of them
let em go find shonks
we can do without them
but shut their mouths forever
+++
if ya have to stop their hearts
i wont cry
+++
quarter million
provable psychic kills
not much
scares me
+++
not even th animal chakra
which is loaded
fit to bare
with goodies
+++
no ****in balls
+++
which is why i ride a
man;s bike
and live in a minority
i'm a real man
and we are ****in rare
+++
last i heard
from th medical profession
i was one in
four billion
+++
i dont believe it
+++
deborah coleman
'dont lie to me'
+++
wot she said
+++
got th curse
worst in my family and
i'm a on a pension for it
+++
they dont make me look for work
i beat the system
+++
with sore teticles and
put my forms in
on a unicycle
it;s a mad world
++
hey
at least i'm a wizard
+++
and lethal
and experienced death so
+++
it's all ****in good
who are u s***bag ?
+++
yr readin my diary
i'll talk to outsiders
in my diary
as i pls
+++
whoever heard of a diary
where ppl leave comment
but they do
+++
i dont read comment
not interested
livin
my
life
+++
start readin u and
all of a sudden
i'm listening to
u
+++
and i'm a chameleon
even in print
i have to be careful
+++
nirvana
'jesus doesnt want me for a sunbeam'
+++
throwing te's
+++
a chameleon cant listen to anybody
and be themselves
+++
my others diary
screamed
+++
why cant i stop this
i meet somebody and
i change
+++
it's part of yr protection mum
comes inbuilt
+++
witch
+++
even at fourty
to this one guy i worked for
i was a ten yr old boy
+++
last time i lived as a man
with a woman was
purple
+++
and she's still in luv with ya black
"so"
+++
"doesnt **** me"
"doesnt exist"
+++
hmm
+++
"i found her in my bed man"
ok
+++
"no ok about it"
+++
u've stopepd talking
"maybe for good this time"
was three yrs last time
"so"
+++
"every chick we screw"
"thinks we're doin purple as well"
+++
kanye west
'golddigger'
+++
when we were doin two
at once and
they both thought
we were doin purple as well
ah man
+++
ya must have somethin girl
ya drive other chicks
nuts
+++
u'd like my gay lady friends purple
when th convo gets weird
it goes all th way
+++
young jennifer
still gives us a cuddle
every time we see er
+++
when ya get a bit older
and bit more jaded
that baby we discussed
i'd liek to talk some more
cant stay
with th mothers of my children so
+++
ya;ve got enough magic jen
whitey
+++
nirvana
'about a girl'
+++
we barely talk to each other
but get drunk together occasionally
+++
i'll love you forever
our connection so strong
kuta lady
+++
but th other kuta lady
her mind is
something beautiful
+++
would ring me
when i was in pain
forgets i'm alive
+++
oh yeah
i know u
+++
gorgeous tits
+++
i had to steal that
form morticia
didnt have a love of tits for
twnety yrs
fortunately
she ****ed half her girlfriends
and lusted after
th rest
+++
if this guy
is still with u
he must be awfully cool
u told him
we used to crsuie differnt nigthclubs
takinphoennumbers
but i had
five of yr girfriends
cruisin with me
+++
james blunt
'you;re bautiful'
+++
u are ya stupid *****
take a guy
from a nightclub
in thirty seconds
and have im inside u
and u
dumb ***** that u are
are jealous of other women
why
for ****'s sake
+++
good looking enough
i rode u
in th doorway of a nightclub and
th bouncers just watched
i haevent met anybody
personally
ever
who's screwed in th doorway
+++
still spins me and
i was inside u
+++
massive attack
'inertia creeps'
+++
i was goin with two chicks
both stunning and
both ****ed up
studyin to be
counsellours
a couple of witches
+++
low self esteem
+++
no morticia
u walk in
sit down at th reserved table
and act liek u own it
i do own it
sung seven hours in th street last night
couple of thousand ppl
told me i was amazing
today
i am amazing
+++
th waitress comes up and
squidges all over us
+++
amazing wot sixpack abs
rockstar hair and
a little bit of balls can do
+++
the unicycle man
can do anything
+++
as long as it's
impossible
+++
dusk is coming
th beast is calling
mad unicycle
+++
moby
'****celain'
+++
in my dreams i'm flying all th time
on some mad unicycle
down some
pretty country lane
with a dickhead redhead chick
who talks too much
+++
buying u a ballgag for xmas
havent met you yet or
havent recognised u
from my dreams but
seriously
shutup
+++
if i loved u enough
i;d tie u to th clothesline for two weeks
u'd thank me for it afterwards
fit in that dress now
+++
my dreams
are bein bothered
by
sophie formica
tied to my clothesline
****d
pls sophie
this is harming me
+++
wake up with sorer testicles
every time
never wetdream
ever
+++
i woke up one morning
screaming
delta goodrem on her knees
in my head
and my testicles screaming
it;s just sick man
+++
cant go to bed
any night
bfore th little ****ers are drained
+++
alex lloyd
'coming home'
+++
then i can sleep
in peace
no pain for an
hour and a half
+++
unless i'm pissed enough
or stoned as
+++
this is life but
+++
it;s wot we have
do th hardest thing ya can do
+++
ride a unicycle
stoned as
it all gets comfortably numb
bye and bye
four hours and
i can sing seven hours and
i give a ****
let th pretty chicks dance
+++
womble will get me
stoned as and
pissed
+++
regardless of wot i arrive with
and then th musical instruments
will come out
+++
and then we'll be ****in stoned
+++
ezee posse
'everything starts with an e'
+++
until i;ve sung
and hard
i'm not really stoned
+++
****in
endorphins
+++
this is the
drug song
for eckies
+++
i'll bee singin like a chick
by th time of yr party and
i'll do th same for u
as i did for dom
at his birthday party
i'll sing background
to anythin ya wanna attempt
+++
dom let fly in full voice
blew this chicks mind
i took off after him
but one octave up
she came and sat on my leg
but still drooled at him
+++
blew my mind that night
one very drunk chick
tellin me
i was a prettier girl
than she was
i didnt have a top on
+++
efua
'somewhere'
+++
it;s rock n roll dear
+++
and it;s
dom's party
+++
we used to sing together
+++
oh u heard
+++
th bicycle freaks
were all talkin
core strength and
gazing at my body
+++
got u ****s flogged
+++
didnt tell em
morticia used to stiff
th bicycle racer
cause the unicycle man is coming
down the edge of the island
+++
"so she should"
"he rides a girls bike"
and it doesnt build a better body
+++
"better for chicks"
why i still pass as a chick i guess
"and screw in th girls toilets"
been gettin away with that
twenty yrs
+++
smoke drugs with th chicks
in th girls dunnies
+++
no
u go and ave a piss catwoman
i'm comfortable in here
+++
smokin this huge joint in th girls dunnies
womble is on stage
+++
the offspring
'pay the man'
+++
it's rock n roll man
th band are all pussie whipped
so they'll go nowhere
+++
dickhead even told me
he wont walk th bar
less he asks th pub management first
never ask man
never ask
+++
can i have a jug of ice pls ?
no it;s to throw at th crowd
+++
ridin a unicycle
after midnight
past th pillheads
throwin
potato chip packets
at their heads
+++
is fun as
+++
i dont do it for em often
+++
they dont deserve it
+++
****in trolls
want everythin for nuthin
+++
nirvana
'lake of fire'
+++
****s
+++
th little street devil is
tem****arily
laid up
no wheels
+++
i might not come back
to the fortitude valley
i been readin back
in my psychic blog
dont liek wot i read
+++
i've resisted u for
four months
th habit is broken
+++
i know i can
substitute
just callin up th muso's i know
more like
just drop thru th door
+++
squeel of
paulie man
how are ya ?
+++
where th **** have ya been ?
"walkabout"
secret mens business
sorry
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'*** chin mi gurlflen'
+++
yr a **** wommie
with a big mouth
+++
<<< smiel >>>
+++
my last wife used to choke
+++
i wont comment any further
th way muso's flirt with each other is
off th wall
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no04'
+++
we'd should record it
+++
change th phrasing
in th second verse
to match th first
or get him to sing th first
rendition
and we'll go from there
+++
wommie nicked my
rendition
so i could
build a background under it
+++
i changed a few notes and
didnt **** with th timing
+++
it;s a love song wommie
it;s gotta come out
when it does
**** happens
+++
it;s too pretty to let go
+++
we did
bein wommie and the unicycle man
maybe five different versions
+++
drag th pretty chicks into th room and
break out th bong and
th wine bottles
+++
kylie minogue
'promises'
+++
th **** has to be told
to make pretty music womble
bad as u
last time we went out
i ****in dragged u
+++
poured twenty five worth of ganga
down yr throat
alright ****
wot ales ya ?
+++
well ...
+++
never take it personally
if he;s throwin **** at u
it;s cause he;s hurting
he;s an artist isnt he ?
well
+++
it;s a gorgeous song
+++
last time we playd together
th ****in
papparazi
were clickin away
free lance photgropher
+++
usura
'open your mind'
+++
not my first time womble
+++
michael and i
had th same guy
on a different street corner
+++
u play
this street corner
the unicycle man
plays most of em
+++
singin with five other buskers
back in th day
+++
like a bee
a kuta bee
+++
th buskers minder
+++
so he can take a piss
a trip to th pub
+++
go and get a coffee
+++
or a bottle of coke
+++
or a couple of hot chocolates
+++
i'm in t
rouble
missing
+++
presumed
+++
i'm still here
still posting
+++
system f
'cry'
+++
i am crying
i loved it
+++
it;s dusk
th sun is setting
my sensitivity goes
up
+++
i was
almost autistic
for th longest time
so close
+++
nirvana
'stay away'
+++
later psychic blog
give th ****in trolls hell
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
i approve this message
violent femmes
'gordon's message'
