Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
wrote:
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>this crossposted to 5 irrelevant newsgroups. this definitely wins the
>"too dumb to see the irony" of the year award.
The issue is related to the mind-body duality. A lot of individual Usenet
groups are relevant because the mind-body duality affects every aspect of
thought and consciousness.
Let me explain how this works. Your brain is like a wa****ng machine. And
your mind is like laundry. Your whole body is the laundromat but it's a
laundromat with only one wa****ng machine in it.
Now, you put the mind in your brain and put a quarter in it. It starts
out very slow, chugging along with the soap, but after a short amount of
time it's in the spin cycle, whizzing at phenomenal rates of speed. This
is the dangerous period.
Some people's brains get stuck in the spin cycle and they can never leave
it! Some people's brains continue whizzing along until they EXPLODE.
But it can be worse. If your mind is not symmetric, it can become
unbalanced
and your brain can start shaking around like an epileptic monkey. Your
mind can tear itself right out of your head! That's why it's im****tant
to use only certified pharmaceutical products. Listen to President Bush
and don't buy doubtful pharmaceutical products from Mexico.
--scott
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>Zapanaz
>International Satanic Conspiracy
>Customer Sup****t Specialist
>http://joecosby.com/
>as a child I was actually capable of haunting my ass.
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