On 12 Apr 2006 17:45:18 -0400, kludge@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Scott Dorsey) wrote:
>Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
wrote:
>>
>>this crossposted to 5 irrelevant newsgroups. this definitely wins the
>>"too dumb to see the irony" of the year award.
>
>The issue is related to the mind-body duality. A lot of individual
Usenet
>groups are relevant because the mind-body duality affects every aspect of
>thought and consciousness.
>
>Let me explain how this works. Your brain is like a wa****ng machine.
And
>your mind is like laundry. Your whole body is the laundromat but it's a
>laundromat with only one wa****ng machine in it.
>
>Now, you put the mind in your brain and put a quarter in it. It starts
>out very slow, chugging along with the soap, but after a short amount of
>time it's in the spin cycle, whizzing at phenomenal rates of speed. This
>is the dangerous period.
>
>Some people's brains get stuck in the spin cycle and they can never leave
>it! Some people's brains continue whizzing along until they EXPLODE.
>
>But it can be worse. If your mind is not symmetric, it can become
unbalanced
>and your brain can start shaking around like an epileptic monkey. Your
>mind can tear itself right out of your head! That's why it's im****tant
>to use only certified pharmaceutical products. Listen to President Bush
>and don't buy doubtful pharmaceutical products from Mexico.
>--scott
OMG, THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING! People's minds are like wa****ng
machines, we better crosspost Illyer Wombat's poems to every Usenet
group there is! They need to know this right away before their heads
explode! Quick, everybody run down the street screaming Illyer Wombat
poems at the top of their lungs! We've got a world to save, you guys!
crossposting morons.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Sup****t Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
if you -can- turn dwarves purple, why not?
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