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EVOLUTIONIST HIDES HIS HEAD IN SHAME
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/TightFit.jpg
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On July 29, 1996, demon@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Darwin Boy) wrote:
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> Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear
> evidence of Carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed
> under my Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope.
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Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm
pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also
seeing some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings
from a giant prehistoric scorpion.
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I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope
also cost $32.50 and was im****ted from Taiwan?
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Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order one
of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of question those photos being
beamed back from the Hubble and I'd sure like to check them out
for myself.
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Mark Steese (SteeseMM@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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< All right, who's responsible for this? Someone's actually
< managed to write an 'Ed Conrad' spoof that's funny enough
< to almost be believable as a real post from lovable, furry old Ed.
< It's a little too obvious, but it's still great, especially the
< total non-sequitur ****ft to the Hubble in the last paragraph.
< Keep up the good work!
< -- Mark Steese
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< HOLY ****!
http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hubble-ultradeep-desk-1024.jpg
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This is the Hubble's greatest photo that was taken of a black
speck of sky shown in a previous astounding photo of space that
it had taken some years ago.
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This view captures the mind-boggling outreaches of the universe
as if taken through an eight-inch straw.
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No question, almost the same mind-boggling scene would be
evident no matter where the Hubble is pointed. The size of the
universe is THAT incredible.,
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All astrophysicists -- and even Stephen Hawking -- agree with Ed
Conrad that, IF there's ANY intelligent life in the universe, it
probably exists on a planet in some far-distant galaxy trillions,
maybe zillions, of light years from earth. But they strongly doubt it.
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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/manasoldemboss.gif
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TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)
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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/ManasOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Discoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MoreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/TestResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-022S.JPG
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To prove they're the real McCoy:
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PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-002S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-012S.JPG
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EVOLUTIONIST BLOWING HOT AIR
http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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The anthros, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were MY call, they'd ALL be arrested
< -- Ed Conrad
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad,com
Man as Old as Coal and Proof of Life After Death
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