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Friends, Romans and Countrymen,
Lend Me Your Earlobes...
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At long last, I have made a decision to pack it in
as professor emeritus -- and former chairman --
of the anthropology department at Penn State
University.
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See Photos:
www.psu.edu/ur/about/administration.html
http://www.psu.edu/
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I have purchased a small farmhouse in central
Montana where I'll be out of touch by telephone
and computer, and where even a homing pigeon
won't be able to find me.
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David Iain Greig, genial moderator of talk.origins,
has my new address and he assures me that
he won't give it out to sleazeballs or nincompoops.
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Meanwhile, may the souls of my dead and brain-dead
"colleagues" finally rest in peace. Let their lame-brain
theory of the evolution of man rest in peace.
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But the fact is, MAN STILL AS OLD AS COAL
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> ODE TO MAN'S EVOLUTION
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The anthros, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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P.S. Since I'm out of the business destroying Darwin's
Theory of Evolution, photographs of my fantastic petrified
bones, teeth and soft organs (some human) found between
coal veins no longer will be available free on the Internet.
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I feel sorry for all you who didn't have the good common
sense to download them from my Web page or the News
Groups over the past decade because now you'lll have
to pay for them.
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The photos sell for $15 each but you can take advantage
of our special offer by buying seven photos for only
$105. Please specify the ones you want.
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Personally autographed photos are $37.50 each
and can be made out to your loved ones. Text is limited
to 10 words, like in the good ol' days when people sent
Telegrams.
The photos, incidentally, are 8 x 10, packed in hard cardboard
like they do on eBay and certainly are suitable for framing
in an office or den..
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Photographs, however, can be only ordered by phoning
570-773-2182 for the next two-three weeks before
I head West.
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Once I move to Montana, they can be purchased only
by contacting Greig at talk.origins. However, they will
be sold on QVS in time to serve as Christmas gifts
to friends and relatives.
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Ed Conrad
Penn State University
University Park, Pa.16802
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All Purchases Come with a Free Video
-- The Very 'First Man on the Moon' --
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http://www.gaiaguys.net/moontruth.htm
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AND
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A President George W. Bush Commemorative Coin
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http://www.president-bush.com/pinocchio-bush.jpg
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NOTE: An autographed photo of my petrified brain will be
presented to Penn State football coach Joe Paterno during
halftime of its game with Michigan State on Sat., Nov. 18.
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