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TORONTO (Rueters) -- Get-
well cards and e-mails are
arriving by the thousands at
Metropolitian Hospital for David
Iain Greig, who suffered
a lacerated rectum on the eve
of Christmas Eve.
"I appreciate everyone's
concern and I'll be back
censoring truth on talk.origins
in a few weeks," Greig said.
"When you get it up the old
wazoo like I did, it's no fun,"
he added, with a wink. "But, I
assure you, I'm no freak.".
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A team of surgeons had to
operate for five hours to remove
a huge petrified ***** that was
found to be clogging Greig's
anus -- the way talk.origins has
been clogging truth all these
years, insisting there IS undeniable
proof of evolution which, of course,
there ain't.
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TORONTO -- David Iain Greig,
moderator of the talk.origins
news group, is lucky to be alive.
Surgeons at Metropolitan Hospital
removed a six-inch petrified *****
from his rear end during a five-hour
operation today.
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"How it got there beats me," said Dr.
Oliver Shagnasty, lead surgeon. "It
probably was a nine- or 10-incher
because it was broken off. We
think it was up there a long time."
Tests revealed no sign of Vasoline,
so the insertion had to be very painful,
Shagnasty noted..
Suspicions on how the huge *****
got there are pointing to Ed Conrad,
miffed because Greig has totally
blackballed his postings about his
discoveries of petrified bones, teeth
and soft organs (some human)
between coal veins in Pennsylvania,
proving beyond doubt that evolution
is a myth.
"Up your's!" Conrad re****ted told
an investigator for the Royal Mounted
Police.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_*****_size
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< MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/ManasOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Discoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-012S.JPG
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Ed Conrad
Man as Old as Coal
http://www.edconrad.com
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