INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's Boy Confirms B-O-N-E -

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EVOLUTIONIST HIDES HIS HEAD IN SHAME
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On July 29, 1996, demon@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 (Darwin Boy) wrote:
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> Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear
> evidence of Carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed
> under my  Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope.
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Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm
pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also
seeing some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings
from a giant prehistoric scorpion.
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I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope
also cost $32.50 and was im****ted from Taiwan?
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Incidently, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order one
of those Tinkertoy  telescopes. I sort of question those photos being
beamed back from the Hubble and I'd  sure like to check them out
for myself.
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This is the Hubble's greatest photo that was taken of a black
speck of sky shown in a previous astounding photo of space that
it had taken previously
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This view captures the mind-boggling outreaches of the universe
as if taken through an eight-inch straw.
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No question, almost the same mind-boggling scene would be
evident no matter where the Hubble is pointed. The size of the
universe is THAT incredible.,
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All astrophysicists and even Stephen Hawking agree with Ed
Conrad that, IF there's ANY intelligent life in the universe, it
probably exists on a planet in some far-distant galaxy trillions,
maybe zillions, of light years from earth. But they strongly doubt it.
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Mark Steese (SteeseMM@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
) responded:

< All right, who's responsible for this? Someone's actually
< managed to write an 'Ed Conrad' spoof that's funny enough
< to almost be believable as a real post from lovable, furry old Ed.
< It's a little too obvious, but it's still great, especially the
< total non-sequitur ****ft to the Hubble in the last paragraph.
< Keep up the good work!
<                                                      -- Mark Steese
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   TRUTH  VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION 
      (Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)
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To prove they're the real McCoy: 
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       PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE 
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               EVOLUTIONIST BLOWING HOT AIR
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Ed Conrad 
http://www.edconrad,com

Man as Old as Coal and Proof of Life After Death 
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