On Sep 29, 11:13 pm, "Tonto \"Bruce\" Goldstein" <"> <"> wrote:
> Lots42 wrote:
> > On Sep 28, 2:52 am, Adam Funk <a24...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> >> --> When it comes to overdue books there are apparently no
> >> --> excuses - not even death - at the Harrison Public Library.
> >> -->
> >> --> That's the lesson a town woman learned when she was charged
> >> --> a 50-cent late fee while turning in a book that had been
> >> --> checked out by her mother, who died before she could return
> >> --> it herself.
>
> > Even my library, that gets enraged when patrons re****t the elevator
> > making weird noises, allows anything under two dollars to be paid at
> > will.
>
> How much have you allowed in your will for overdue library returns?
>
Two dollars.
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